Here’s a new piece I’ve written called “The Dark House.” As you listen, you can imagine yourself exploring a decrepit old mansion. Wisps of fog filter through the air. Blasts of unexplained cold tickle your spine. Out of the corner of your eye you see fleeting glimpses of a young girl with snowy flesh. Are those human or animal moans you hear coming from… SUDDENLY AN ENRAGED INBRED HILLBILLY LEAPS OUT OF THE DARK WAVING A BLARING CHAINSAW THAT SAWS OFF YOUR ARM!!! HE SCREAMS, “RAAARHHHHGH!!!” YOU SHRIEK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AS THE MECHANICAL BLADE COMES DOWN ON YOUR FACE AND EVERYTHING GOES BLACK!!!
It’s all about nuance folks.
The Dark House by Wil Forbis
There’s definitely a big Bernard Herrmann influence on this one.
Adam Yauch died and here is a homophobic Beastie Boys reference joke I just made up while brushing my teeth –
Looking for a girl
I ran into a guy
He was Neil Patrick Harris
I said “Howdy”
He said “Hi”