So far, the trip to Germany is going well. I was inside the famed Berlin Cathedral today, taking a picture of the nativity scene, when it struck me that I was taking a picture of the first Christmas day, on Christmas Day. As a result, I was filled with the power of the Holy Spirit. This garnered me the ability to fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
Ha ha. The Highlight of my Christmas was watching “War Of The Worlds” with Tom Cruise. How nice of Tom Cruise to spend Christmas watching TV with a nobody like me. But NO, that is a bad joke – I saw “War Of The Worlds” STARRING Tom Cruise. It was a lot better than I thought it would be, but that was probably just Christmas Magic messing with my head. Then I watched “House Of Payne” on TBS and laughed a lot – Christmas Magic!
What a coincidence -I watched mission impossible ghost protocol on Christmas day with Tom cruise. He really went out of his way for us!
It was Cruisemas, the Scientology Holiday. Everybody was beating off to pictures of Katie Holmes in Us Magazine.