Warsaw and Wayno

I’m in Warsaw right now, having a martini that tastes like it was made out of vodka and man sweat. Nonetheless, this town has a lot more charm than I thought it would. Frankly, I didn’t put much thought into it, but it’s charming.

I also note that Wayno, the cartoonist who did the artwork for my book and CDs, has taken over the syndicated newspaper comic Bizarro  for a week. You can view some of the installments here.

8 thoughts on “Warsaw and Wayno

  1. John Saleeby

    Hey, Wil! Stay in Europe! Here in America we’re all beating each other up over tennis shoes! I mean, BASKETBALL SHOES! Sorry! I’ve got three people knocking the shit out of me right now because of the “tennis shoes” thing! It’s like “Dawn Of The Dead” with Celebrity Endorsements! Ow!

  2. John Saleeby

    This kid in Brooklyn I have somehow become Internet Buddies with (He doesn’t even Publish a Humor Zine!) has been commanding me to get some CDs by the Hard Core Punk Band Fucked Up (That’s their name – “Fucked Up”) so when my Patents gave me a gift certificate from Amazon as a Christmas Gift I ordered a couple of Fucked Up CDs along with some stuff by The Clash, Sex Pistols, Mudhoney, and – Of Course – Bob Pollard. Fucked Up turns out to be very very good and now that I have all these new CDs in addition to the new Wil Forbis Jazz album I don’t have to buy any new Music until this time next year. Unless Guns N’ Roses puts out something before then (That’s a joke).

  3. John Saleeby

    RUSSELL BRAND AND KATIE PERRY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!

    My Goodness, does that stupid bitch think guys like Russell grow on trees?

    I just played my new SEX PISTOLS CD and now I’m listening to THE CLASH!!

    If I was BRITISH I’d be such a BAD ASS!!! Just like RUSSELL BRAND!!!

  4. Wil Post author

    Yeah, that news made it’s way over here. I guess it’s time for me to make my move on Katie.

  5. John Saleeby

    I’ve just seen a photograph of Katie Perry coming out of the water in a black bikini – I’m going to have a boner for all of 2012.

    The Big Rumor is that Brand will go for half of Katie’s fortune. Russell’s not that kind of guy! Why can’t America understand that young man? Morrissey is big with the Mexican-Americans, maybe they can get into Russell, too?

    I’m really concerned with these matters.

  6. Wil Post author

    This gets me thinking how impressive it is that gwen stefani and…um… The guy from that band have lasted.

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