Brain magnets, continued

In the past, I’ve mentioned technologies that use magnetism to alter brain function. My interest in this topic is mainly fueled by the possibility of using magnets to knock out the part of a person’s brain that causes sexual inhibition, thereby turning frigid prudes into nymphomaniac whores eager to accept any violation of their chastity. But there may be other uses as well. This article notes that magnets were used to restore color perception to a person who had only partial sight.

Using a magnetic coil to stimulate the patient’s brain, Juha Silvanto demonstrated for the first time that it is possible to experience visual sensations of colour in an area of blindness caused by a cortical brain lesion.

‘This technique demonstrates that it is possible to restore visual awareness but we don’t yet understand the neural mechanisms. If further research enables us to uncover this process, it opens up the possibility of therapeutic treatment.’

Impressive. Not as impressive as turning your local librarian into a seething, man hungry lubricated coil of lust, but impressive nonetheless.

4 Responses to “Brain magnets, continued”


  1. John Saleeby

    Oh, MAGNETS! I thought you was takin’ ’bout MAGGOTS!!! I was freakin’! BRAIN MAGGOTS!!! Sorry, Mister IRS, but I couldn’t do my taxes this year! I gots the BRAIN MAGGOTS!!! MAGGOTS IN MY BRAIN!! OH NO, THE BRAIN MAGGOTS GOTS ME SHITTIN’ MY PANTS!!! OHHHH!!!

    “Just get out of my office, please! Forget about your taxes!”

    HELP ME CHANGE MY DIAPER, MISTER IRS TAX FAGGOT!!

    “Get out, please!!”

    THE BRAIN MAGGOTS!!!

    STARRING BRIAN KEITH!!!

  2. John Saleeby

    I think you’re wasting your Life. I’m going to stick a nail in one of your tires so you get a flat and while you’re pulled over on the side of the highway fixing it I’m going to pay a moron to crash into you.

    ALL I EVER WANTED WAS FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT I CARE

  3. Wil

    You won’t say that after I’ve used magnets to program Katy Perry into giving me blowjobs!

  4. John Saleeby

    Man, I bet you don’t even know who Walter Lure is.

    Go fly a kit!*

    *The Ultimate Put Down!