From the esteemed CTV News: Police arrest Kingston man who told kids Santa isn’t real at parade
Police arrested a 24-year-old man on Sunday who was allegedly walking along the parade route, possibly drunk, yelling that Santa Claus didn’t exist.
Bystanders described the man as having his hair gelled to “look like horns that were protruding from his head.”
Ho ho ho!
I gel my hair to make it look like I have a head.
Would it have been funnier if I had used “chin” instead of “head”?