Our caffeinated seas

In an interesting new report, scientists note that areas of the Pacific ocean off the coast of Oregon show high concentrations of coffee. Coffee seems to gotten into the ocean via human waste from leaky sewage systems. The impact this will have on the environment is hard to determine.

In other news, fish report getting A LOT done.

4 Responses to “Our caffeinated seas”


  1. John Saleeby

    Speaking of caffeine, what am I supposed to write my next article about?

    I recorded TWO pod cast episodes today.

  2. John Saleeby

    Wait a minute . . . Waste from people who have been drinking coffee contains caffeine? Please don’t let the Shit Freaks find out about that!

    “I’m worthless until I’ve had my morning turd!”

    I am going to feel really crummy if I don’t hear anyone else making jokes like that. Send copies of that News Story to Jay Leno and Howard Stern right away!

  3. Larwence

    That shit is Crazy.

  4. John Saleeby

    No more Do Nuts for me!