One thing I’ve noticed in my language studies is that there are a lot of words in various languages that almost duplicate each other. For example, in english you can “eat” dinner, or you can “dine” on dinner, or you can “feast” on dinner. There are slightly different connotations to all three options, but in general they speak of they same thing.

I strikes me it would be worthwhile to create a basic language that has about 200 hundred words – enough to get a point across – and then teach that to everyone in the world. As such, people everywhere would be able to communicate on a very basic level. This is a language that would not have separate words for “eat”, for example. All tigers, house cats and lions would be referred to as “cat.” (Maybe you could apply an adjective like “big” to tell them apart.)

What kinds of words would be needed to communicate just the essentials? Here’s a small, partial list.

I
You
We
Eat
Go
Blowjob
Animal
Food
Light
Dark
Anus
Big
Small
Car
Happy
Sad
Inflatable sex doll

You can add your own words to the list!