Penis = Death!

It’s fair to say I haven’t been publishing much interesting penis news on this blog lately, certainly not every Friday as I was for a while. However this nugget caught my attention. N.J. man dies from penis enhancing injection.

Authorities have filed homicide charges against a woman after she allegedly administered a silicone injection into the penis of a 22-year-old man, who suffered a fatal blood clot.

There’s something very literary about the whole episode: Man, seeking greatness, only brings about his own destruction. I think the moral is “be happy with your penis.”

3 Responses to “Penis = Death!”


  1. John Saleeby

    Penis = Hilarity!

  2. John Saleeby

    Goddam, I hate Metallica. I was just online at a comments board full of Metallica worshipping retards and really giving them the Saleeby Treatment. Man, I was raggin’ on their fave pop combo til the tears were rollin’ down their cheeks. Bein’ a REAL WISE ASS, ya know? Then I started kidding around about the moment I really decided to hate Metallica was when I looked at the cover of “Master Of Puppets” upside down and saw the hands of God parting the clouds so all the Crosses in the cemetary went up into the sky turn into the hands of some guy speading his butt cheeks so all the Crosses came out of his ass! What a crummy gag! Those guys are retards! So then all these Metallica fans are posting “I’m looking at it upside down right now and I don’t see anything!” “What are you talking about? I don’t see anything either!” and I’m going “Keep looking! You’ll see it!” “You’re crazy! I’ve been looking at it upside down for a half hour and I don’t see a thing!” So then I started to think “Hhhhmmmm . . . “, did a little Googling, and I found out that they changed the fucking cover! They put a silly sick asshole sight gag on the over of their record twenty five years ago when they were crazy young punks but when they became millionaire Super Stars with Wives and kids they had the cover redisigned to be respectable! Those PUSSIES! Man, FUCK METALLICA!

  3. Larwence

    Man,, haven’t been here in a while. Funny guts.