Here’s a new instrumental soundtrack type tune I just finished. I imagine it as the background music in a robot strip club of the future. Aliens and humans might gather and scream, “Show us your robo-titties you whore!” or “Shake that metal ass in my face!” I would never do such things of course, but I’m sad to report misogyny will be alive and well in the future.
Sexy Robots by Wil Forbis
I enjoy zis European Disco Music! It makes me want to smoke crack and torture Japanese girls! Good Enema Porn Tunes! Yes!
Bob Pollard has a song where I swear he’s singing “Going to the Zoo, are you watching Scooby Doo?” so that will be the basis for the lyrics to this tune.
Three AM and John Saleeby The Unemployed Man can’t sleep. Guess I’ll Write something. That’s what Bob Pollard would do!
Oh, shit! They cancelled that Jamie Presley Sit Com!
I didn’t know Jamie Presley had a Sit Com. I don’t even know how to spell her name. How am I ever going to get some ass off of that woman? It can’t be THAT complicated, can it?
Not if they cancelled her sitcom. She’s probably desperate to sleep with anyone.