This is pretty awesome. As we all know, many modern laptops have a camera built into them. When one laptop user discovered that his computer had been stolen, he used the built-in camera to take photos of the new owner of the laptop (the thief) and publish them at the above link.
Missing laptops always reminds me of a day I was on the bus leaving Venice Beach California. A rather disheveled, slightly neurotic looking man got on the bus and sat down. About three stops later, he bolted upright in what I first assumed to be some kind of epileptic seizure. He screamed, “my laptop!” and it became apparent that he had left his laptop at the bus stop. Quietly, I laughed at his vain hope that the laptop would still be there as he got off the bus and ran back.
Nothing brightens your day like the suffering of others!
Are people watching my face through my lap top camera while I jack off to internet porn? According to old girlfriends I do this weird “lips tightening across my teeth” thing, I’d hate to find out that I’m known throughout the Porn Community as “Mister Lips Tightening Across His Teeth”. Good thing I floss.