It turns out architects have gone ahead and designed and built the first zombie proof house. It’s a giant square compound made of dense materials and is apparently impenetrable.
If there ever is a zombie holocaust, the owner is going to have the time of his life calling up friends and saying, “Hey Bob, so I hear there’s a zombie attack? You say they already ate your wife and daughter? I’m just hanging out here playing my Xbox.”
I’ve got Zombie Proof Intestines.