Well, I’m still dealing with this cold, almost a month after it started, but I guess I can get back into the groove of blogging again.

Normally I would save this sort of thing for an all penis Friday, but it’s worthy of an advance preview: the penis size map. It’s a color-coded map which captures the average penis length of particular geographical areas. As you might expect, Asia comes up short (HAWHAWHAW!!!) I was surprised, however, to notice that Canadians are slightly bigger than Americans. But it should shock no one that Africans are long in the trousers.

Anyway, it’s a jolly good time for the whole family.