An eye towards the future

Well, now that I seem somewhat healthier, it’s my computer that’s having problems. It’s freezing up and the CPU is claiming to be at 100%. I guess at some point in the future I will need to try and diagnose the problem.

I find as I contemplate what to do with the rest of my life I keep returning to one idea: a massive bank robbery or similar criminal attempt that would net me millions of dollars. It seems kinda like a win-win. If I pull it off, I’m set financially for the rest of my life. If I get caught, I go to jail, and I get a nice little room, health coverage and access to a library.

One problem I’ve been thinking about in terms of the jail scenario is whether I could bring a guitar. You don’t often see people playing guitars in jails in the movies. But I think I could go to the warden and basically say this, “look, if you piss me off, I will dedicate myself to starting a criminal gang that will set off riots and spend a lot of time raping fellow prisoners and prison guards. On the other hand, if you let me have a guitar, I’ll basically chill out and keep to myself.”

So, if anyone has some good ideas for bank heist, I urge you to enclose them in the comments. I can think of no better place to discuss the specifics of a robbery than here on the Internet.

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