Is this the face of the future?
A white bank robber in Ohio recently used a “hyper-realistic” mask manufactured by a small Van Nuys company to disguise himself as a black man, prompting police there to mistakenly arrest an African American man for the crimes.
In October, a 20-year-old Chinese man who wanted asylum in Canada used one of the same company’s masks to transform himself into an elderly white man and slip past airport security in Hong Kong.
Authorities are even starting to think that the so-called Geezer Bandit, a Southern California bank robber believed for months to be an old man, might actually be a younger guy wearing one of the disguises made by SPFXMasks.
I’m surprised no one is employing these masks for their obvious use. Slap on a highly realistic Matt Damon mask and then go around nailing as many teenage bimbos as you want. And, if you get any of them pregnant, or give them gonorrhea, it’ll be Matt Damon who takes the blame. Genius!
I just put on an Aaron Sorkin mask to get a five million dollar cash advance for his next screenplay and go over to Maureen Dowd’s place for a little Post Break Up nooky. I can’t believe I needed a mask to nail an old lady.
Was Sorkin really banging Dowd?
Yeah, and he cold bloodedly dumped her. She’s supposedly taking it real bad which is stupid because she’s a very nice classy chick and he’s a scumbag.