I was just doing some mailing at the post office which predictably had a long line due to the holidays. I needed some packing tape so I walked past the line, into the main area, to see if I could borrow some. As I did this, some old crone in the line said something like, “get in line.” I guess she thought I was going to just walk past everyone in line and demand that the postal clerk mail my boxes. There are few things I hate more than people who make presumptions about what you’re going to do, so I turned to her and said, “I’m looking for some tape,” while giving her a look that made quite clear that, if I could get away with it, I would gladly slice her head off her neck and throw it in my yard where I would urinate on it whenever the urge struck me.
I love the holidays.
I’m sick and have no interest in your silly adventures. And not only that, but I have to go to the Post Office tomorow so you’re really bumming me out.
What are you sending me that you need tape? A toy train set!?!
Awesome!
I blew off going to the Post Office today. Yeah, while you were thinking I did that I was doing SOMETHING COMPLETELY ELSE-ISH!!!! I have warped your feeble hold on Reality completely out of shape! You don’t know Up from Down or Left from Right! Is the “Yogi Bear” Movie any good? Who knows?
http://www.youtube.com/user/AlphabetPhotography
For all of the Scroogers above, why don’t you find evidence of the other side of Humanity’s malevolent face. Try the above. And may you choke on your seasonal eggnog.
AnnonymousZ
This video is quite interesting. It convincingly shows that every presidential candidate since 1820 belongs to a secret cult which believes at its highs levels that Lucifer is God.
I’m not going to look at that!