If I ever get old, I really need to promise myself right now but I will not turn into one of these old geezers who firmly believes they lived in the last glorious, righteous error of humanity and that everything is going to go downhill from then on.
I really can’t wait until technology achieves its greatest promise — giant robotic dragonflies you can ride around on — so I can buzz one of those old bastards and say, “What you think about this grandpa? How about some giant robotic dragonfly poop in your face?” Then I would release the lock on the rear hatch and deposit the spent uranium crystals (used to power giant robotic dragonflies) right down his pie hole.
Sean Connery in his next film for Disney is going to ride a giant bumble bee so he can show his grand kids what his grandpa can do.
Actually, I think that is Michael Caine. I was just watching a Charlie Rose interview with him about that.
Michael Caine is The Cool Old British Actor. Sean Connery Is The Old British Actor Who Should Fuck Off. Peter O’Toole Is The Old British Actor Who Might Be Dead, I’m Not Sure.