Geezer Bandit strikes again!

Lately, San Diego and nearby counties have been plagued by bank robberies committed by “The Geezer Bandit” — an aged Jesse James. Apparently, last Friday, he struck again.

A serial bank robber responsible for 10 bank robberies in San Diego County and one in Temecula has apparently struck for the 12th time, this time in Kern County, according to the FBI.

Some authorities speculate he’s actually a younger man wearing realistic “old person” makeup.

Are any of us truly safe while the Geezer Bandit is at large?

3 Responses to “Geezer Bandit strikes again!”


  1. John Saleeby

    I bet the Geezer Bandit is Stuart Gordon. He’s fallen under Forbis’ evil spell and is now his helpless puppet. Sad.

  2. Wil

    Ironically, I think Gordon did direct a movie about evil puppets. Go forth my pets! And KILL!!

  3. John Saleeby

    Jesus, every twelve hours that Emma Watson girl is twice as popular as she was before! By the end of the weekend she will be Queen Of The World!