I’ve rather fortuitously finally discovered where the VH1 Classics channel is on my cable box. As a result, I’ve spent substantial portions of previous nights watching their great collection of 1980s heavy metal videos. While the videos are indeed a blast from the past, there’s something disturbing about the whole process. You’re sitting there listening to awesome rockin’ songs about partying hard, banging chicks and rocking the night away, and then you find yourself watching a hemorrhoid commercial.