It’s amazing to me how much walnuts look like human brains.
Even more amazing is how much they taste like human brains.
3 thoughts on “Walnuts”
John Saleeby
Stop blogging about consuming human brains!
Seventies Pop Star Bob Welch (I saw him open for Santana!) blew his brains out just today. Hurry over to Nashville, there still might be a few chunks stuck to the wall.
“Mmmm! This is the brain that created ‘Ebony Eyes’!”
He also had a Power Trio called Paris that was popular with the older pot head kids in my High School.
WilPost author
Yeah, actually I’ve heard of Paris. Frankly, this guy’s brains are probably so worn out they’re not even worth eating. The guys at the morgue are probably saying, “You want some of these brains?” “Naw, that just looks like a waste of time.”
John Saleeby
Turns out Bob shot himself in the chest. So now he can be a Zombie!
Stop blogging about consuming human brains!
Seventies Pop Star Bob Welch (I saw him open for Santana!) blew his brains out just today. Hurry over to Nashville, there still might be a few chunks stuck to the wall.
“Mmmm! This is the brain that created ‘Ebony Eyes’!”
He also had a Power Trio called Paris that was popular with the older pot head kids in my High School.
Yeah, actually I’ve heard of Paris. Frankly, this guy’s brains are probably so worn out they’re not even worth eating. The guys at the morgue are probably saying, “You want some of these brains?” “Naw, that just looks like a waste of time.”
Turns out Bob shot himself in the chest. So now he can be a Zombie!