Astute readers will recall what used to be a regular feature around these parts: all penis Fridays. On Fridays, this blog would report various tidbits of interesting penis news.

Updates to this feature have been rare as of late. I meant to run this yesterday, but got tied up.

His penis is cut off and shredded

GARDEN GROVE, Calif. – A Southern California woman was in custody yesterday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposal.
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Nightengale said the 51-year-old man felt sick, went to lie down and lost consciousness. The 48-year-old Becker then allegedly tied his arms and legs to the bed with rope, removed his clothes and attacked him with a 10-inch kitchen knife as he awoke.

“He was conscious when his penis was removed,” Nightengale said.

Nightengale said Becker put the penis in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

I’m beginning to remember why I stopped doing this feature.