Apparently, sex can sometimes literally blow your mind.

A 54-year-old woman showed up in the emergency room at Georgetown University Hospital with her husband, unable to remember the past 24 hours. Her newer memories were hazy, too. One thing she did recall: Her amnesia had started right after having sex with her husband just an hour before.

While sex can be forgettable or mind-blowing, for some people, it can quite literally be both at the same time. The woman, whose case was reported in the September issue of The Journal of Emergency Medicine, was experiencing transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears.

This reminds me of a story a female friend once told me. She had met an attractive man, and they went back to his place to have sex. He was, apparently, phenomenal in the sack, and she was just lying there, eyes closed, enjoying it. She heard him say, “I’m about to come…. Glerk!!!” Then she felt his warm salty liquid spatter onto her face. She lay there for several seconds, waiting for him to say something. Then she opened her eyes and realized that during the process of orgasm, his brain had literally exploded out of his head, and bits of brain and spatters of blood had landed on her face.

When I mentioned that she felt warm salty liquid spatter onto her face, you thought he was ejaculating on her face, didn’t you?

Jesus, you people are sick!