Well, I haven’t done an all penis Friday in some time, but the following CNN headline caught my attention.

Five questions to ask before having penis surgery

Surprisingly, the article doesn’t discuss questions you shouldn’t ask before having penis surgery. You know, things like, “Hey doc, after I get this penis implant will your wife start returning my calls again?” or, “Are my genital warts edible?”

Such is the sorry state of modern journalism.