There’s a constant stream of annoying solicitation phone calls always coming into my house, and a solution to this problem just dawned on me. What we need to do, as a society, is figure out a frequency of sound that could be used to induce epileptic seizure. So one of these morons would call in begging for money for firefighters, or Native Americans, or whales, and you could play this sound back through the phone that would kick off a seizure in their brain. They would fall over, and start choking on their tongue, and the last thing they would hear would be your laughter echoing through the receiver.
Then we would have peace on earth.
I’ve got a Chinese headache!
I’ve got Chinese Democracy. It rocks!
“Chinese Democracy” does, in fact, rock.
Everybody is telling me I should get into Gorillaz. They are allegedly “Right up (My) alley” and my “Cup of tea”. And as a black guy at work put it “Your kind of shit”. Christmas Day they put out a new album on line that All God’s Children can download for free and was Produced entirely on some guy’s iPad. Mick Jones and Paul Simenon from The Clash are mixed up in this mess so, what the fuck, I’ll look into it.
Yeah, I remember their first single. It wasn’t bad, but the general concept a little old for me. My niece is into the particular graffiti artist that does their animation.
I was just at their web site listening to a few tunes. Nice British Funky Pop Music but I don’t think I will be purchasing anything. But I hope The old Clash guys had a good time. Mark E Smith from The Fall is on it, too. I don’t think he’s ever had a good time doing anything for as long as he’s been alive – That’s what makes him such a funny dude. Oh, Snoop Dog and De La Soul, too.
Anyway, it’s pretty cool.
Lemmy has a new Motorhead CD released by Classic Rock, the British magazine I used to write for. That should be “Right up (my) alley”.