As many of you now, I have a song called “Let’s Get High on Jesus” which has next to nothing to do with Jesus, Christianity or religion in general. (Listenable at my MySpace page.) When I first wrote it, I wondered how many people would “get it,” and how many people would think I was actually proselytizing about Jesus. In the past four or five years, I’ve probably played that song to close to a hundred audiences — with members ranging from evangelists and atheists — and they universally get it.
That all changed last night. I did an open mic at this quasi-punk bar I’ve played at before. The place is pretty loud, filled with people who don’t pay much attention to the music. I started with “Jesus” and when I finished only two people clapped (I think they might have actually been Christians.) At the time, I didn’t think much of it and finished my set. When I got off stage I noticed that the bartender seemed slightly stilted in her interactions with me. And then, as I was driving home, it dawned on me: I’d finally found an audience that did not pick up on the humor in the song and thought I was actually trying to convert them to Christianity (which, being sin filled punk rockers, they rejected.)
In a way, it gives me a new respect for people who actually go out in the world and attempt to preach religion, whether it be to snooty punk rockers or axe wielding African savages.
I must have told you this a million times, there is no difference at all between the hipsters you’ll find in some punk club and the Christians you’ll find in a church. Americans are a bunch of tight assed pinheads no matter how they identify themselves or where they hang out. I’m not necessarily putting anybody down here, but it’s easier to deal with people once you accept them for what they really are. There are worse things than a tight assed pinhead.
Well, I can accept them or roll my hatred of them into a little ball in the pit of my stomach and wait til it explodes.
Which to choose…