It turns out that pornography featuring women with small hooters is now subject to being censored in Australia. A reader of boing boing writes:

Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

Part of me wants to just laugh this off and label it as yet another example of government overreach. But it does start you thinking… what is it about dudes who like small breasts? Myself, as a virile red-blooded American, I can’t get them big enough. So how sick would you have to be to lust after a female who doesn’t look like a Polish porn star? What kind of deviant could appreciate a woman who looks like, well, you know, a regular woman?

I’m beginning to think this law doesn’t go far enough. They ought to be out there in the streets arresting any dude whose girlfriend is packing anything less than a C-cup!