The following MP3s are samples from my extensive collection of home recordings, primarily using Cakewalk. If you're the type of person who is wisely wary of other people's home recordings, let mitigate your concerns -- these are actually pretty well-done and contains some of my prouder musical moments.
Song - Uptempo, keyboardy, Joe Jackson number.
"(It is)... sung, played and written, for the most part, by cretinous goons. My only deep sorrow is the unrelenting insistance of recording and motion-picture companies upon purveying this most brutal, degenerate, vicious form of expression"