Trust us, you're not the first to fall for Zubka's statuesque cheekbones and Sofia Loren eyes. You're the second. (But now that Blind Avacado Jefferson has passed on, the coast is clear!) But it's hard to see what's taken men so long to find their way into her charms. Despite her country's animosity towards the US, Zubka's has a girlish crush on John F Kennedy and can't wait to meet him.