Comments for My So-Called Penis http://forbisthemighty.com/blog The blog that strokes itself Fri, 18 May 2012 21:16:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on Sacrifice them to the coffee gods! by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/sacrifice-them-to-the-coffee-gods/comment-page-1/#comment-43452 John Saleeby Fri, 18 May 2012 21:16:19 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1689#comment-43452 I drank a cup of coffee out of a vending machine at work this morning. It was really really good. This post would probably be funnier if I had written it right after drinking that cup of coffee. I drank a cup of coffee out of a vending machine at work this morning. It was really really good. This post would probably be funnier if I had written it right after drinking that cup of coffee.

]]> Comment on Good cholesterol? by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/good-cholesterol/comment-page-1/#comment-43446 John Saleeby Fri, 18 May 2012 21:14:15 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1691#comment-43446 Wolfgang looks like he's ninety nine percent chloresterol. Wolfgang looks like he’s ninety nine percent chloresterol.

]]> Comment on Good cholesterol? by Wil http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/good-cholesterol/comment-page-1/#comment-41340 Wil Fri, 18 May 2012 01:46:19 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1691#comment-41340 Those guys are worse then bad cholesterol! Those guys are worse then bad cholesterol!

]]> Comment on Good cholesterol? by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/good-cholesterol/comment-page-1/#comment-41215 John Saleeby Fri, 18 May 2012 00:41:20 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1691#comment-41215 Amen to that, brother. I gotta take medication for that on top of all the medication I'm taking for Manic Depression. Pills! You're silly and I'm pilly. Looks like David Lee Roth and the Van Halens are at war again. They just cancelled thirty tour dates. But we;ll always have the first Queen album! Amen to that, brother. I gotta take medication for that on top of all the medication I’m taking for Manic Depression. Pills! You’re silly and I’m pilly.

Looks like David Lee Roth and the Van Halens are at war again. They just cancelled thirty tour dates.

But we;ll always have the first Queen album!

]]> Comment on Good cholesterol? by Wil http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/good-cholesterol/comment-page-1/#comment-41199 Wil Fri, 18 May 2012 00:33:17 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1691#comment-41199 What's silly is people who believe in the goodness of cholesterol! What’s silly is people who believe in the goodness of cholesterol!

]]> Comment on Good cholesterol? by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/good-cholesterol/comment-page-1/#comment-41006 John Saleeby Thu, 17 May 2012 22:41:49 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1691#comment-41006 You're silly. I bet you're wearing a red ball on the end of your nose right now. Go ahead and take it off, we know you were wearing it! You're silly! You’re silly. I bet you’re wearing a red ball on the end of your nose right now. Go ahead and take it off, we know you were wearing it! You’re silly!

]]> Comment on Sleep through the night by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/sleep-through-the-night/comment-page-1/#comment-40780 John Saleeby Tue, 15 May 2012 22:44:09 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/sleep-through-the-night/#comment-40780 They talked about God and the Devil. And pussy. They talked about God and the Devil. And pussy.

]]> Comment on The secret of film scores by Wil http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/the-secret-of-film-scores/comment-page-1/#comment-40391 Wil Mon, 14 May 2012 16:06:58 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1678#comment-40391 What's that? "Ted Nougat?" Is he covered with chocolate? Does he have an almond center? Hah! What’s that? “Ted Nougat?” Is he covered with chocolate? Does he have an almond center? Hah!

]]> Comment on Emotional blankness by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/emotional-blankness/comment-page-1/#comment-40380 John Saleeby Mon, 14 May 2012 13:44:54 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1681#comment-40380 You get suspiciously emotional there towards the end there. You won't make it. I will mate with the 100% Emotion Free Mila Kunis and DESTROY YOU ALL!!! AND I WILL BE YOUR MASTER!!! I . . What, Mila? What do you mean I'm making too much noise? Mila? Come back, Mila! Aw, fuck! You get suspiciously emotional there towards the end there. You won’t make it. I will mate with the 100% Emotion Free Mila Kunis and DESTROY YOU ALL!!! AND I WILL BE YOUR MASTER!!! I . . What, Mila? What do you mean I’m making too much noise? Mila? Come back, Mila! Aw, fuck!

]]> Comment on The secret of film scores by John Saleeby http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/2012/05/the-secret-of-film-scores/comment-page-1/#comment-40379 John Saleeby Mon, 14 May 2012 13:40:37 +0000 http://forbisthemighty.com/blog/?p=1678#comment-40379 It plainly says "Nugent". What a sad attempt at humor. No wonder you need a highly skilled Humor Writer to make a profitable business out of your little amateur web site. You are lucky my personal beliefs prevent me from accepting lucrative job offers from pigs like Seth Mcfarlane and Lorne Michaels. It plainly says “Nugent”. What a sad attempt at humor. No wonder you need a highly skilled Humor Writer to make a profitable business out of your little amateur web site. You are lucky my personal beliefs prevent me from accepting lucrative job offers from pigs like Seth Mcfarlane and Lorne Michaels.

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