Been a while since I’ve posted some penis news but I think this qualifies.
Wu-Tang Clan-associated rapper cuts off penis, jumps off building in suicide try
It’s like the old saying: If cutting off your penis doesn’t kill you then the jump from the building will!
Except, in this case it didn’t.
Incredibly once he hit the pavement they said he got back up on his feet and began running around, albeit incoherently.
Oh well… old sayings aren’t 100%.