It’s been a while since we’ve done in all-penis-Friday around here. I think this Smithsonian article is worth a feature: Researchers Discover New Method of Barnacle Sex.
Barnacles are renowned for the size of their penises. The strange-looking creatures, which live inside shells glued to rocks or boat hulls, have outsized members that are among the longest in the animal kingdom relative to their size—their penises can stretch up to eight times their body length.
Interestingly, in the anthropod language, the word for barnacle is “Wil Forbis.”
I just heard a Radio Ad for March 31 Elton John concert at the Gulf Coast Coliseum in Biloxi. I saw Aerosmith play at the Coliseum in 1978. Someone threw some fireworks backstage and hurt one of their roadies so they got pissed and stormed off after only playing for about an hour. But it was cool – They sounded like shit and watching them get pissed and storm off was more entertaining than another half hour or so of their half assed lurching around. I hope nothing like that happens to Elton John – He’ll go crazy and trash the fuckin’ place!
I’m going to open the show with a fifteen minute Stand Up set. Maybe by then I’ll have some really good “Barnacle Dick” material.
Elton John’s penis is only, at best, half the size of his body. LOSER!