The Christmas season is upon us and, of course, Christmas music is being played all around us. The title for an alternative Christmas song came to mind this morning: “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa’s Balls.”
HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!
Merry Christmas Suckers!
I like Christmas (Hey, I’m so crazy I like Christ!) but Christmas Music is the fuckin’ worst! Every Christmas Carol is a piece of crap but the very worst Christmas Music of all are the funky R+B Christmas songs you can hear on your local Soul Radio Stations this time of year . . .
“Merry Party Heart Christmas, Baby! Here comes Rudolph with the candied yams! Yeah! Merry Get Down With It Mama Christmas, Sugar! Look out for Saint Nick and a Trick in his Cadillac Sleigh! Awright! Gonna come see you on Christmas Eve, woman! Better wrap yourself up just right! Damn!”
I hate that shit.