Tis the season

The Christmas season is upon us and, of course, Christmas music is being played all around us. The title for an alternative Christmas song came to mind this morning: “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa’s Balls.”

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!

Merry Christmas Suckers!

1 Response to “Tis the season”


  1. John Saleeby

    I like Christmas (Hey, I’m so crazy I like Christ!) but Christmas Music is the fuckin’ worst! Every Christmas Carol is a piece of crap but the very worst Christmas Music of all are the funky R+B Christmas songs you can hear on your local Soul Radio Stations this time of year . . .

    “Merry Party Heart Christmas, Baby! Here comes Rudolph with the candied yams! Yeah! Merry Get Down With It Mama Christmas, Sugar! Look out for Saint Nick and a Trick in his Cadillac Sleigh! Awright! Gonna come see you on Christmas Eve, woman! Better wrap yourself up just right! Damn!”

    I hate that shit.