Now we are doomed!

Paul McCartney reports: Yoko Ono didn’t break up the Beatles.

Good Lord! Ono’s destructive abilities now include some sort of mind control that Sir Paul was powerless to resist! We can only assume her abilities are growing and she will soon force us to laud her as the greatest artistic force mankind* has ever created.

*Except she’ll say “womenkind.”

1 Response to “Now we are doomed!”


  1. John Saleeby

    I hope Yoko is okay in the hurricane.