Icelandic penises

Here’s an interesting penis article sent in by a “member” of our readership. The Penises of the Icelandic Handball Team.

The article is actually about a museum in Iceland which showcases penises and related items. One of the items on display is a collection of silver penises reportedly representing the nationally famous handball team of Iceland.

It is displayed right under a large photograph of the virile 2008 handball team but, somewhat confusingly, does not depict its actual members.

“No,” declared the goalkeeper Hreidar Levy Gudmundsson, one of the players from the 2008 squad who remain on the team… “We didn’t make it. We didn’t have a session after the game, if that’s what you mean. I think it’s a little bit weird, to be honest.”

The penises were constructed by a female sculptor, the daughter of the founder of the penis museum.

“I thought, ‘OK, it’s a phallus museum, so I’ll just make, you know, phalluses,’ ” she said.

So, whose phalluses are they?

“I didn’t have any models,” she said. “I just made them from experience.”

I considered contacting the museum to see if they would be interested in a life-size replica of my penis but I’m under the impression that they don’t have a lot of room.

2 Responses to “Icelandic penises”


  1. John Saleeby

    Joe Kubert passed away today and you’re making penis jokes! The Comic Genius who gave us Sgt. Cock is gone and . . . I’m sorry . . . That was a mistake. The Comic Genius who gave us Sgt. Rock in the classic “Our Hard On At War” . . . Oops . . . Anyway, Joe Pube . . . I mean, Joe Kubert was known throughout the Comic Book industry for constantly whipping out his wang and shaking it around the room screaming “Suck it! Suck it! Suck it!” . . . No, wait . . . Oh, fuck it – He’s dead.

  2. Wil

    Hmm… that is too bad.