Steven Seagal Sued

Here’s one of those stories that make you question reality.

Actor Steven Seagal and the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office are facing a lawsuit for allegedly conducting an “improper” raid on a man’s home and driving a tank through his front gate, while filming an episode of the reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman.

Jesus Llovera has filed a civil lawsuit against Seagal and members of the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office for a raid conducted in March, 2011, based on allegations that Llovera was involved in cockfighting. Llovera filed a claim over the incident last fall.

Now part of me is sympathetic to Seagal here. He’s a known lover of animals and if he has to bust up some guy’s property to take him in for cockfighting, well, I wouldn’t lose too much sleep over it. Unfortunately…

The Sheriff’s Office, which used “a tank, a bomb robot and 40 deputies,” according to the Arizona Republic, accidentally killed over 100 of Llovera’s roosters and his 11-month old dog during the course of the raid.

3 Responses to “Steven Seagal Sued”


  1. John Saleeby

    Puppy killing bastards!!!

    I’ve been for about thirty six hours. Not going to for nearly three weeks has thoroughly fucked up my sleep cycle*

    *Riding a sleep cycle is faster than sleep walking.

    That joke is for you, Snoopy!

  2. John Saleeby

    I left a few words of that cause I’m sleep deprived. You can figure it. It’s like a puzzle.

    Ever heard of an old Movie called “The Devil Is A Sissy”? That’s an awesome title. Should I call my forthcoming Comedy Podcast “Makes Me Wanna Puke!” or “The Devil Is A Sissy”? Good thing David Lee Roth never heard of that Movie or their would have a Van Halen or Diamond Dave album called “The Devil Is A Sissy” years ago.

  3. Wil

    You know, I think I have heard of that movie – never saw it though.

    I think you should call your podcast, “John Saleeby is a Sissy.”