Controversial advice

Republican New Jersey state senate candidate Phil Mitsch recently got himself in hot water when he tweeted that “Women, you increase your odds of keeping your men by being faithful, a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom.”

Of course, this is exactly the kind of backwards, Neanderthal thinking we’ve come to expect from Republicans. If a woman wants to keep her man, she should be a whore in every room in the house! And the backyard. And the car. And the public bathrooms at Starbucks.

Thus I have spoken, and thus it shall be.

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