Midget humor

Last night, I performed a couple songs at a show that took place after sets from various comedians. There was a number of good lines, but I thought the best act was this young kid who delivered everything in a slow monotone, and had a particularly dark view. My favorite lines of his:

You know what’s so bad about midget pedophiles? They blend in.

I told that joke last night and there was a midget in the audience. It was okay. It went right over his head.

4 Responses to “Midget humor”


  1. John Saleeby

    Did you offer this niave youngster a deal writing for Acid Logic? You’d better hope I don’t have a talk with him about you and your Business Practices, Mister Wil Forbis!

  2. Wil

    I don’t want to frighten away our midget audience.

  3. John Saleeby

    Somebody just called me a “meloncholic rodeo clown”.

  4. Wil

    That’s better than an alcoholic rodeo clown. That’s better than an alcoholic any kind of clown.