The end of oil?

I notice that Chevron’s new motto is “Human Energy.” I’ve long suspected that the petroleum industry has a secret plan to kidnap undesirable segments of the population and convert them into biofuels by releasing the power held within their cellular structure, but I’m surprised to see Chevron being so open about it.

2 Responses to “The end of oil?”

  1. John Saleeby

    Hey, WOW! I just had the OIL changed in my car! Heavy! Whoa!

  2. Wil

    You mean you had the human energy changed in your car.