This Christine O’Donnell chick in Delaware seems to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Today new details emerged of an interview with Fox’s Bill O’Reilly in November 2007 in which she made the claim, without any foundation, that: “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”
I imagine these mice are hard at work in their laboratories developing new delicious flavors of cheese.
You mean that wasn’t true? I shouldn’t have hired those mice to do my taxes? Uh oh!
Mice are good at finding holes – like tax loopholes!
That’s comedy people!
Hee hee!
You know what sucks? That Def Leppard “Pour Some Sugar On Me” record. Boy, did they fuckin’ fall apart. I bet they blame it on the drummer. “‘Oh, don’t worry! I’ll build a special drum kit for playing with one arm! It won’t affect the Music at all! Don’t worry!’ Fuck you!” “Yeah! And fuck Steve for drinkin’ himself to death!” “Yeah! Fuck him and fuck you for losing your fuckin’ arm!” “Dumb ass!” “And how about that asshole we had to fire for drinking too much?” “Fuck him!” “Yeah! Fuck him and fuck Steve and fuck ol’ One Arm here!” “Yeah! And fuck Mutt Lange!” “Why?” “For being called Mutt Lange!” “Yeah! Fuck him!” “Fuck him!”
Yeah, I remember the summer that album dropped. It just seemed like every song was a hit, but I get sick of it pretty quickly. And “pour some sugar on me” is a lousy song. “Photograph” from the preceding album is pretty good.
“Photograph” is one of the best Records ever. Let’s play it right now so we can all go “PHOTOGRAPH!!!” at the same time and annoy people.
I bought their first album when it came out. The one with a giant Les Paul on the back of a flat bed truck. Wouldn’t it be fucked up if we found out if was just a regular Les Paul on the back of a toy flat bed truck? Bought it the same time I got “Let The Music Do The Talking” by The Joe Perry Project, the only Joe Perry Project record that is any good.
Oh! I just thought of a joke about how that Joe Perry album should have had a giant hypodermic on the back of a flat bed truck.
Ha.
Was Joe Perry mainly a heroin dude? I always had it in my mind that he was a coke head.
Tyler and Perry were heroin addicts. Big time junkies. Tremendous. Gigantic. Joe Perry had a hypodermic so big he carried it around on a flat bed truck.