Get in line

I woke up today, and my dad informed me that he’d had a dream in which our house had been declared a military zone and both Generals McChrystal and Patraeus were clamoring to use our walk-in bathtub. But my dad insisted that it was his walk-in bathtub and that he had dibs.

Torn from the headlines, folks.

(On a side note, doesn’t “General Patraeus” sound like a character from “Planet of the Apes?”)

1 Response to “Get in line”

  1. John Saleeby

    That is wacky. Force your Dad to watch “Tommy” and then three hours of “The King Of Queens” and see what he comes up with.